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5.5 earthquake rocks Ottawa/Toronto – Man finds note from God addressed to G8/G20 leaders that states: “Now that I have your attention – Stop screwing it all up. ”

ok, I made that last part up, but you have to admit, timing is everything!


  1. Swimmer,

    I just spoke with a colleague stationed at the summit who told me of only one lake related incident.

    Apparently one gentleman who had enjoyed a few too many drinks fell into the lake when the quake hit, screamed and tried to tread water for several minutes – until a security guard walked into the lake, tapped him on the shoulder and told him to stand up.

    He left the scene with only his pride injured.


  2. Any link to the cleric from the Middle East who thinks earthquakes are due to female upper body exposure?
    I mean it is summer and there may be some of that activity going on in Cottage Country!!!!!! Especially after a little devil drink!! Heat and all.


  3. Haha! Glad to see you got the humour of this mock headline – let me clarify that I am not a religious fanatic who believes that God, women, boobs, or anything else along that line causes earthquakes. Although I bet some scantily clad women are capable of causing accidents…lol


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