5.5 earthquake rocks Ottawa/Toronto – Man finds note from God addressed to G8/G20 leaders that states: “Now that I have your attention – Stop screwing it all up. ”

ok, I made that last part up, but you have to admit, timing is everything!

http://www.theprovince.com/business/Earthquake+measuring+felt+greater+Toronto+area/3191668/story.html

4 thoughts on “5.5 earthquake rocks Ottawa/Toronto – Man finds note from God addressed to G8/G20 leaders that states: “Now that I have your attention – Stop screwing it all up. ”

  1. Laila

    Swimmer,

    I just spoke with a colleague stationed at the summit who told me of only one lake related incident.

    Apparently one gentleman who had enjoyed a few too many drinks fell into the lake when the quake hit, screamed and tried to tread water for several minutes – until a security guard walked into the lake, tapped him on the shoulder and told him to stand up.

    He left the scene with only his pride injured.

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  2. cfvua

    Any link to the cleric from the Middle East who thinks earthquakes are due to female upper body exposure?
    I mean it is summer and there may be some of that activity going on in Cottage Country!!!!!! Especially after a little devil drink!! Heat and all.

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  3. Laila

    Haha! Glad to see you got the humour of this mock headline – let me clarify that I am not a religious fanatic who believes that God, women, boobs, or anything else along that line causes earthquakes. Although I bet some scantily clad women are capable of causing accidents…lol

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