Certain inalienable truths. Posted on May 4, 2012 8:03 am by Laila GOVERNMENT : Getting nothing done, expensively. Government: Redefining stupid daily. Share this:TweetEmailPrintLike this:Like Loading...
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There’s an old sea story about a ship’s Captain who inspected his sailors, and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad.
The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would change underwear occasionally.
The first mate responded, “Aye, aye sir, I’ll see to it immediately!”
The first mate went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced, “The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your underwear.”
He continued, “Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowicz , and Brown, you change with Schultz.”
THE MORAL OF THE STORY:
Someone may come along and promise “Change”, but don’t count on things smelling any better.
Stephen, you change with Christy, Christy, you change with……
A New Canadian Emblem
The Government today announced that it is changing its emblem from a Beaver to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government’s political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you’re actually being screwed!
Damn, it just doesn’t get more accurate than that!
And good old Stephen has now closed Canada’s Embassies in Japan that handle Visa applications…… from the Japanese. All applicants must be sent to Manila.
Hopefully Christy’s next Tour de Force Trade Mission will be stymied with Japan retaliating against Harper by closing its Embassies in Canada from handling any Visa applications, whether its for ESL Students, Tourists, and Businesses. All Visa applications will have to sent to Manila!
Government, allowing the FBI to arrest people in Canada:
The Campbell/Clark BC liberals, after how many years??? Now came up with the granddaddy of them all. Basi and Virks legal fees, were paid by the tax payers, because the legal fee was over, $100,000. Campbell’s election lie, the BCR wasn’t for sale, was indeed sold by him. The trial was held in a corrupt court, presided over by a corrupt judge, who permitted brain dead witnesses. Basi and Virk, are the two patsies, that took the fall for Campbell. They were told , if they kept their mouths shut, they would be taken care of, mind you, that was if they signed a non-disclosure. De Jong then thieved $6 million of our tax payers dollars, to pay the two patsies legal fees.
We now have a huge number of lieing thieving politicians, including Harper. The robo-calls are now traced, right back to Harper and his ranting and raving henchmen ministers. There is a court case coming up. So, if Harper and his corrupt ministers all get hauled into court, does that mean, the tax payers will pay millions and millions of dollars in legal fees, for the corrupt Politicians that were involved, in the election fraud and the robo-calls.
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